One day, a man comes home early from work and sees his wife lying on the bed, breathing heavily.
“What are you doing?” the man asks.
“Um,” she hesitates in response. “I… um… I believe I’m having a heart attack!” “Oh,” says the naive husband, “hurry, I’ll call for medical help!”
He goes downstairs, grabs the phone, and starts calling 911 when his son Johnny comes in, crying a lot. “What’s wrong, son?” the father inquires.
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